No Need

Another day without motivation to write, another meme. This one seen at Wolfangel's.

Googled "[first name] needs":

Badger needs help. (No brainer)
Badger needs to concentrate on getting better. (No question)
Badger needs to fly home immediately. (No way)
Badger needs to go grocery shopping. (No doubt)
Badger needs firing after all. (No chance)
Badger needs care around the clock. (No thank you)
Badger needs to “make more effort” regarding men. (No fucking way)
Badger needs more storylines. (No doubt)
Badger needs to go to finishing school. (Um, whatever)
Badger needs you. (No shit)